I'm a sucker for a girl who reads Sylvia Plath
and can probably kick my ass--loves to talk about movies
with a bottle of wine in a half-working jacuzzi.
Let's pop bubbles like our problems.
It's not like we were ever gonna solve them.
And if we get bored we can spend some money, or take out
loans like the roaring 20's.

I cannot wait to liquidate some stocks for you.

Dark hair, dark eyes, here I go again.
I bet on black and red but I never win.
I can tell your patience is running thin
with me and my band and my stupid friends.

When I'm around you...
for some reason I can barely breathe.
Yet I catch my breath.

We're the best tax write-off in this Government.

I cannot wait to liquidate some stocks for you.
You're smoother than Federer's follow through,
cooler than the first woman on the moon.
Yet somehow my words sound dull and flat,
but girl I need you like The Fair Employment Act.

My mouth is focused on your jaw,
You're saying words I've never pronounced.
You are so beautiful and profound.
I hope no one else finds out.
My mouth is focused on your jaw,
You're saying words I've never pronounced.
I'd be pissed off if anyone else were ever to find that out.

I cannot wait to liquidate some stocks for you.
You're smoother than Federer's follow through,
cooler than the first woman on the moon.
Yet somehow my words sound dull and flat,
but girl I need you like The Fair Employment Act.