There's no one here that I can talk to anymore
Her clothes are all around their new bedroom floor
I just got word that Roby's moving back to Houston
Keeping close friends close is a delusion
I miss Josh's mom always calling him and me
Telling me to warn me of his misery
I think about them--how that could be me
I think about how I don't wanna be me

Insurance and bank statements are tearing everyone I love apart
I'm happy for them, I'm happy I'm not lying
I know, I know I gotta learn to cope
I know, I know I'm not starting now
Thank God I've got Jane Austen

I don't eat and don't sleep and chew pills and wonder why my mouths chalk dry
I need some water, so can you get me a beer
I need a cig even though I quit last year
Adderall's pumping through my heart and my head's pounding like every other Saturday
Water-whiskey never does anything
I'm hellbent on skyrocketing my tolerance

Insurance and bank statements are tearing everyone I love apart
I'm happy for them, I'm happy I'm not lying
I know, I know I gotta learn to cope
I know, I know I'm not starting now
Thank God I've got Jane Austen

I've read 2000 books and what have I learned? That you're all leaving.

Insurance and bank statements are tearing everyone I love apart
I'm happy for them, I'm happy I'm not lying
I know, I know I gotta learn to cope
I know, I know I'm not starting now
Thank God I've got Jane Austen